Write about: the waiting game.
Not an especially productive day. The highlight was probably me getting around to shaving again.
It's feeling hard to commit to doing too much, what with baby due to arrive at any time.
We're ready and waiting, baby. Come out as soon as you're ready.
I got tables five and ten
And I'm gonna treat 'em right,
Cuz I need cash in my hands
Before the end of the night.
Extra tall pours and hors d'oeuvres
For those lucky ladies and gents -
I do what I gotta do
In order to pay my rent.
So I fill up on fake smiles
And laugh at all those stupid jokes,
Cuz a poor waiter like me
Needs to get his from rich folks.