tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149217012399643733.post3756946703440611961..comments2023-12-06T00:48:23.734-08:00Comments on Daily Writing Practice: Thursday April 20th, 2017Marchttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14952331166517430843noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149217012399643733.post-11903815417893064532017-05-25T09:14:00.384-07:002017-05-25T09:14:00.384-07:00Greg - we ended up putting new locks on the washro...Greg - we ended up putting new locks on the washrooms and there haven't been any break-ins since then. So I guess they had a key for the old locks.<br /><br />More space for the murder hobos sounds like a problem that will have to be dealt with at some point...<br /><br />Really like your second stanza especially. Nice work!Marchttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14952331166517430843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1149217012399643733.post-37044067227295676092017-04-23T00:30:06.075-07:002017-04-23T00:30:06.075-07:00I guess the washroom has the advantage of being sh...I guess the washroom has the advantage of being sheltered and relatively safe so it's not that surprising that someone's been using it like that, though how they got in in the first place is probably an interesting question. Still, like you say, they may be less inclined to do that now the washroom is back in regular use :)<br />I hope the farewell party goes well and is lots of fun! And that they're not all grossed out by your stories from your new job ;-)<br />Ah, I see you've decided to deal with those killer clowns once and for all in today's poem! I feel I ought to point out that you're only freeing up more space in the ecology for the murder-hoboes though....<br /><br /><b>Open Season</b><br />No rhyme, no reason<br />Open Season.<br /><br />Letters written from the heart<br />That never know how they should start,<br />Poems written from the soul,<br />Tatty fragments from a tattered whole<br />Excuses made for living poorly,<br />A waste of time, almost surely.<br /><br />You're watching me, is this treason?<br />Open Season.<br /><br />Warning: this cake may contain nuts,<br />I die a death of a thousand cuts.<br />The gluten in there makes you sneeze<br />I didn't know about allergies.<br />Excuses made for behaving badly,<br />Banish me: I just leave sadly.<br /><br />Once I thought you were the reason,<br />Now I know it's Open Season.<br /><br />Greghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08503319830584828982noreply@blogger.com