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Tuesday June 26th, 2018

The exercise:

Write two haiku about: the worst case scenario.

2 comments:

  1. So what's the worst case scenario for a Canadian hitman definitely not in Moscow? Hmm... you've been sent to assassinate political candidates in Mexico's upcoming election, so as to improve Canadian bargaining position in North American trade agreeements, and the worst-case scenario is... you have to impersonate one of the candidates until you can escape, and instead of apologising and being polite you're having to be fiery and opinionated?
    Good luck :)

    The worst case scenario
    Plan for disaster,
    Ruin and loss. Then you break
    Even if it's true.

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    They say it's death, but
    There are things worse than dying.
    Your cooking, for one.

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  2. Greg - ah, how things never go to plan, huh?

    For the record, though: that sounds like a serious nightmare for me.

    Your first sums up my 'expect the worst and you'll never be dissapointed, only pleasantly surprised if things go better than terrible' mantra wonderfully :)

    And your second one is hilariously mean, so obviously I like them both equally :D

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