Ah, this prompt is inspired by the provincial government hiring gnomes to help speed up the reconstruction work? That sounds like a good plan; I hope they remember to put in clauses about the durability of the repairs though....
Gnomes "You've got a bad gnome infestation," said the pest-control expert. He pulled his blue baseball cap -- Julie thought it expressed support for the local ice hockey team but it might have been football or something else -- off his head and took a step back, looking wary. "Usually we use dynamite to get them out--" Julie screamed, heartwrenchingly, and flapped her hands at her crotch, her eyes widened to the point of terror and wailed, "But they're in my -- my... my coochie!"
Ah, this prompt is inspired by the provincial government hiring gnomes to help speed up the reconstruction work? That sounds like a good plan; I hope they remember to put in clauses about the durability of the repairs though....
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"You've got a bad gnome infestation," said the pest-control expert. He pulled his blue baseball cap -- Julie thought it expressed support for the local ice hockey team but it might have been football or something else -- off his head and took a step back, looking wary. "Usually we use dynamite to get them out--"
Julie screamed, heartwrenchingly, and flapped her hands at her crotch, her eyes widened to the point of terror and wailed, "But they're in my -- my... my coochie!"
Greg - what is this world coming to if we can't even trust gnomes and their gnomanship?
ReplyDeleteOh my god. Just... oh my god, Greg.
That is all.
Also: I'm not laughing. And if I am, it's because of something else.