Tuesday December 16th, 2008

The exercise:

And so it goes: ten lords a leaping.

Mine:

Mi lords, this simply won’t do,
Mi lords, someone might see you!

Oh Jeeves, let us leap in peace,
Oh Jeeves, don’t call the police!

Mi lords, I cannot stand by,
Mi lords, your mothers would die!

Oh Jeeves, always so uptight,
Oh Jeeves, fun is rarely right!

Mi lords, when will you grow up?
Mi lords, you’re no longer pups!

Oh Jeeves, old folk are a bore,
Oh Jeeves, can’t we leap some more?

Mi lords, enough is enough,
Mi lords, stop lest I get rough!

Oh Jeeves, we will stop for now,
Oh Jeeves, we’ll end with a bow!