I found the controls in Word to turn off most of it's "grammar-checking" -- the list of things it checks for and gets wrong is surprisingly long. What's more surprising is that there are many things in there that it has no hope of getting right -- it's weird that they're even listed. Still, it won't complain about "damn" anymore now :) How did I reach this point? I wrote "...people here were slow to open up." and Word told me I was being too wordy and just get rid of the word 'up'. Which is bone-headed beyond all comprehension.
Agoraphobia I sit in my box Where I'm comforted and safe. My boss looks angry.
----- Agoraphobics! Unite! We will rule the world. From indoors, of course.
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I found the controls in Word to turn off most of it's "grammar-checking" -- the list of things it checks for and gets wrong is surprisingly long. What's more surprising is that there are many things in there that it has no hope of getting right -- it's weird that they're even listed. Still, it won't complain about "damn" anymore now :)
How did I reach this point? I wrote "...people here were slow to open up." and Word told me I was being too wordy and just get rid of the word 'up'. Which is bone-headed beyond all comprehension.
Agoraphobia
I sit in my box
Where I'm comforted and safe.
My boss looks angry.
-----
Agoraphobics!
Unite! We will rule the world.
From indoors, of course.
Greg - haha, well... I'm glad you found a solution :)
Aye, this is the age of the agoraphobics. Worldwide lockdown. Their time is now!
Also: your first definitely made me laugh.
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