The exercise:
Today's starter: bacon.
Blame Greg. And my endless appetite for bacon.
Mine:
Wake up in the morning,
Need me some bacon;
Give a growl of warning,
There ain't no fakin'.
There gonna be hell to pay
If my bacon's gone away.
Love that fat, love that grease,
No amount will do;
Let's try to keep the peace -
There is none for you.
So accept that with good grace
And I will not break your face.