Tuesday August 31st, 2010

The exercise:

Two haiku about: the rain.

Why yes, it did rain again today. Why do you ask?

As of today I've been married for one month. That went by quick!

Mine:

The clouds have burst wide
open but he's staying dry
by dodging raindrops.

*     *     *

A single raindrop
in my pond ripples outward,
becoming much more.

Monday August 30th, 2010

The exercise:

I do believe it's time to bring back the random book prompt for a second visit.

So grab a book, steal its very first line to use as your first line, and then make it up from there (giving credit where credit is due, but of course). Feel free to click on the tag at the bottom of this post to see how things turned out last time around.

Right now it's raining outside and I'm pretty sure it's the first time it's done that here since the wedding night. Oh, timing, you are an enigmatic beast.

Mine:

First line from: Blue Horizon by Wilbur Smith (I haven't read it, just found it on a shelf; I think it's one of Kat's dad's books)

The three stood at the very edge of the sea and watched the moon laying a pathway of shimmering iridescence across the dark waters. Grey men, the three of them, both in hair and beard, but standing tall and straight against the stiff, salty breeze.

They had been waiting since nightfall without speaking; a few nocturnal seagulls and lazy waves gently slapping the beach provided the only sounds. Their eyes never left the water and had anyone been watching they would have sworn they did not blink.

But, of course, not another soul was around. They'd made sure of that.

When the ship at last arrived, traveling the moon's silver road like a starlet strolling down the red carpet at a movie premiere, only the slightest tremble of a bottom lip, of a frail finger, of a thick eyelid betrayed any hint of their anticipation. Still they did not speak. Still they did not look away.

Still they did not breathe.

Sunday August 29th, 2010

The exercise:

The prompt today is: gunshots.

Inspired by the pointless airguns the vineyard next door is using in an attempt to keep the birds off their grapes. In reality all it does is make them fly up into the air every few minutes and then get back to eating. Oh, and it also does a wonderful job of shattering the peace and quiet.

Today we: successfully froze peppers, beans, cherry tomatoes, and plum tomatoes; we also got some beefsteak tomatoes in the food dehydrator. Mmm, dried tomatoes.

Mine:

Gunshots and babies screaming
Provide the soundtrack to my street.
There ain't no point in dreaming -
The second that you're born you're beat.

We just have two rules to mind:
Shoot or be shot, stab or get stabbed.
The only escape you'll find
Is when you feel the needle jab.

My daddy is behind bars,
My momma's married to cheap wine,
All my friends own busted cars,
And we're all just waiting to die.

Saturday August 28th, 2010

The exercise:

A four line poem about: the orchard.

We sold a lot of tomatoes this morning, but not all of them. So we'll be freezing a lot of them tomorrow for use in the winter months, along with some peppers that were also left over. If we're feeling particularly ambitious we'll even do up some pickling cukes.

So much for our day off... but I suppose you don't really need too much time off when you're doing what you love.

Mine:

So much sacrificed fruit dots the ground -
When they tumbled did they make a sound?
The air is bereft of bees humming;
The apple harvest must be coming.

Friday August 27th, 2010

The exercise:

Four lines of prose about: partners.

We picked a ridiculous amount of tomatoes (cherry, roma, and beefsteak) this morning. Hopefully it all sells at the market tomorrow morning!

It should be a fairly busy one, as the Ironman competition is this Sunday and it starts in Penticton. I hope those crazy people and their friends/family/fans are hungry.

Mine:

I keep my gun leveled at the teller's head as he stuffs my bag full of cash and glance over at my partner. She's standing by the door, holding her gun loosely at her side, keeping an eye out for the cops outside and any potential trouble makers inside.

In her tight black dress and three inch heels she looks even more stunning than she did the day we first met, five long years ago.

It's almost enough to make me feel guilty about the double cross I'm about to pull... almost, but not quite.

Thursday August 26th, 2010

The exercise:

Your word of the day: unbreakable.

I was weeding in the garden this morning and managed to break my trowel in half. I looked down and noticed a label just above where it had snapped. It read: Lifetime Guarantee Unbreakable!

Oh really now?

Mine:

Tonight is the night. I am going to do this, and I'm going to do it right. I will own that damned spotlight.

My determination is unbreakable. My tenacity unshakable. My will unmistakable.

"Alright everyone, last call for poets before I close up our open mic night for this week. Anyone else interested in giving us a peak at their creative boutique? ... Nobody wants to show us their technique? Alright then, until next time my poetic geeks."

Next time. Next week I'll knock them dead with my rhymes. By then I'll be at my prime...

Wednesday August 25th, 2010

The exercise:

Let's see what we can do with: the notebook.

For those of you who were curious about my camera yesterday, I'll direct you over here. The zoom is pretty fantastic on that thing; I'll have to take a couple pictures of the same thing, one zoomed all the way in and the other zoomed all the way out, for comparison purposes.

But for reference, I was only standing a foot or two away when I took the bee picture and I don't think I was zoomed in all the way. I might have been though. I'm so helpful!

Mine:

The familiar leather feels strange in my hands, as though it has seen years of abuse since I picked it up last night. I turn it over to find that tiny nick in the top left corner, where I sliced it with my scissors three weeks ago when I was foolishly cutting wrapping paper at my desk.

"Go ahead, open it."

I do as I'm told and discover my hand writing within. But the words themselves are not familiar. Could I have done this after a night of heavy drinking? No, the lines are straight, the content legible.

"So this is your proof?" I ask without looking up at the old man sitting across from me.

"Do you need something more?"

I stare at the date above the very last entry and try to process it. October 23rd, 2054. Forty-four years from today.

"Couldn't you just have told me who's going to win the fights this weekend?"

"Would you really have believed a man showing up at your door, claiming to be you from the distant future, who told you to bet all your money on Wilkerson?"

Damn it. That's totally something I would say.