Tuesday October 27th, 2020

The exercise:

Write two haiku about: the realtor.

2 comments:

Greg said...

You're all caught up on comments! I hope that was a birthday present for you, and not a chore :)

The realtor
"Enter, look around,
Sit on the couch, the owner's
Too drunk to notice."

A haunted house? It's
Top-notch but the realtor
Eyes me hungrily...

[Oddly enough, oglaf covered this this week too. There'll be an NSFW warning (maybe) at the site, but this particular one is perfectly safe for work. There's also two pages to it, so don't forget to click Next after you've read the first page :) ]

Marc said...

Greg - well, apparently stopping catching up on comments was a birthday present to myself...

Hah, your first made me laugh out loud with that final line. And thanks for the link! I enjoyed that :)