Tuesday December 13th, 2022

The exercise:

Write two haiku about: elves.

2 comments:

Greg said...

Elves should be easy, but I'm drawing a blank. Let's see what happens when I just free-associate :)

Elves
The Elf on the Shelf's
Clearly a spy; but a match,
Brandy... still it burns.

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Lembas hurts my teeth,
I have hayfever and hate
Trees. I'm a poor elf....

Marc said...

Greg - oh boy. All right, I've buckled up.

Hah, your first is great. I openly admit to wanting to burn that thing, as I've had a particularly bad month of remembering to move Holly each night.

And yes, that sounds like the writer of your second haiku is not cut out for the elven life.