The exercise:
Today's starter: basil versus basil. If you had been eating dinner with Kat and I tonight, you'd know how hilarious this prompt is.
As is... you're out of luck.
Mine:
It all started so simply, that dull day in May with no way to spend our pay.
"I bet my butler could beat up your butler," I told my friend Gregory.
"Two quid on mine," he replied haughtily.
Basil squared off against Basil as we watched eagerly. Who knew that the deciding blow, don't you know, was a candlestick to the temple, it's true, after a distracting, "There's a spilled bit of tea behind you"?