Happy Halloween! To celebrate, write something that takes place in: Candyland.
Spent a good portion of the day getting the garden ready for winter. We need to plow it all in and plant our cover crops, but first we need to get everything harvested and cleaned up. Yesterday we hauled out all the potatoes and now I'm working on getting the (far too many) tomato stakes out. Hopefully that'll get finished tomorrow.
Oh, pirate picture. Right. Here you go:
I made the label on the bottle in Word. In case you can't read it all, it says:
X X X
Who needs both yer eyes
when yer blind drunk?
I'm a classy guy.
There are no veggies to be found,
Nothing green comes out of the ground,
All flavours come from metal cans,
In sugary sweet Candyland.
All its citizens are toothless,
For the dentists are quite ruthless;
Nutritional labels are banned,
In this magical Candyland.
The worries of old age are gone,
Swept off by rivers of bonbons;
Soon these castles will turn to sand,And no one cares in Candyland.