Today's starter: basil versus basil. If you had been eating dinner with Kat and I tonight, you'd know how hilarious this prompt is.
As is... you're out of luck.
It all started so simply, that dull day in May with no way to spend our pay.
"I bet my butler could beat up your butler," I told my friend Gregory.
"Two quid on mine," he replied haughtily.
Basil squared off against Basil as we watched eagerly. Who knew that the deciding blow, don't you know, was a candlestick to the temple, it's true, after a distracting, "There's a spilled bit of tea behind you"?