The topic for this week's Four Line Friday Prose is: scratching that itch.
I really need to shave.
Also: I like to think the longness of yesterday's post makes up for the shortness of this one.
Update: comments don't seem to be working on this post at the moment. I'm working on fixing it. And by working on fixing it I mean swearing. A lot.
Update 2: it seems to be maybe working now?
I know I shouldn't. I said I wouldn't. But what's the harm in one little scratch?