Does this mean that Betty White came with a rule book on how you can ride her? I definitely hope so!
The rule book "According to the rule book," said the tournament director, "the winning team may publicise their victory any way they like, provided there is no nudity, no children under five are involved, and no dogs are harmed." He checked the page, frowning: "Emotionally or physically," he finished. "So, yes, the winning team may ride the losing team around the hall like pack animals handing out commemorative cups with the final score printed on them and singing an unsportsmanlike song." Maureen and Theresa high-fived.
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Does this mean that Betty White came with a rule book on how you can ride her? I definitely hope so!
The rule book
"According to the rule book," said the tournament director, "the winning team may publicise their victory any way they like, provided there is no nudity, no children under five are involved, and no dogs are harmed." He checked the page, frowning: "Emotionally or physically," he finished. "So, yes, the winning team may ride the losing team around the hall like pack animals handing out commemorative cups with the final score printed on them and singing an unsportsmanlike song."
Maureen and Theresa high-fived.
Greg - oh my lord.
Hah, I'd pay to watch that celebration.
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