Saturday December 9th, 2017

The exercise:

Write a four line poem about: the morning after the office Christmas party.

After yesterday's prompt, it seemed like the thing to do...

2 comments:

Greg said...

It sounds like you enjoyed your office Christmas party more than I've enjoyed most of mine, even if you weren't there that long! I'm pleased about that. And as for Secret Santa -- I actually think Secret Murder-Hobo would make the whole thing much more fun and enjoyable. A completely random present chosen by someone who doesn't know you at all would be a real surprise :)

After the office party
The last thing she remembers from the party the office had
Is HR in the doorway asking if she'd been excellent or bad.
They handed out the morning-after pill, which would have made her glad
If she wasn't sure she'd left with Joe, who is factually her dad.

Marc said...

Greg - it helped that I knew a lot more people than I did at last year's party. I don't think Kat enjoyed it very much, so I think she'll be avoiding next year's festivities :P

Oh my. Just... haha, wow. Yeah, that's about how I figure most morning after office Christmas parties go...