Write a four line poem about: Prince Charming.
Because tomorrow is Valentine's Day? No. Inspired instead by Max, who is just ridiculous to observe when he's out in public these days.
This morning we went to Oliver to get Kat a new cell phone, since her old one has been dying a slow death for the last few months. The woman attempting (and who eventually managed) to sell her the phone observed at one point something along the lines of: You guys have totally made my day. I was having a pretty crappy morning and now all that's out the window.
She was talking to Kat and Max while I was checking out one of the displays. But it was pretty clear she meant Max specifically.
He's smart and he's sexy
And drives a fancy car,
But I know his backyard
Is where the bodies are...