Welcome to April! Write four lines of prose about: the prank.
I don't, nor have I or will I ever, do April Fools' Day. And, thankfully, neither do my friends. It all seems rather pointless to me.
So in that spirit, Kat and I spent the day buying plants for the front yard and finally seeing the tax accountant. It felt good to hand that stuff off and now we shall wait and hope for some money back.
"Oh, hi Mrs. Decker," Jerome said as he pushed his screen door open.
"Mr. Cauley," she replied, the slight smile on her lips failing to reach her eyes. "While you were babysitting him, did you tell my son that I was giving him up for adoption so that I could go live on Mars?"
"Well... yes, but it was the only way I could get Bobby to stop asking me when you'd be back."