Okay, I promised you guys a theme for the next seven days, so here it is: secret agent week.
This was actually suggested by Greg a long, long time ago and I happened to come across it recently while searching the blog for something else. That comment, for the record, took me a long time to find. Obviously because I was actually looking for it this time.
Anyway, this will work the same way as previous theme weeks - the next seven days will feature connected prompts and you are welcome to join me in writing a story which continues through them. Alternatively, you can just write on each day's prompt individually, as we usually do.
Also? It's Two Haiku Tuesday, but feel free to skip that format this week if you're beginning your story today. I'm sticking with it, mostly because I think I need it to help me figure out where I'll be going with this theme.
Okay? Okay. Let's get to it.
Write two haiku (or however many paragraphs you need) about: the agent.
Average height, average
looks; he blends in by seeming
to be one of us
* * *
But with a toolkit
that would make James Bond swoon, he
is anything but