Tuesday May 23rd, 2017

The exercise:

Write two haiku about: the mascot.

Another hot day. Ready for my two days off now.

Mine:

Giant panda head
in severe summer heatwave;
he's been dead two days.

*     *     *

Cute friendly tiger
helps sell sugar coated food
to little children

2 Comments:

Greg said...

While I like the reference to the Frostie's Tiger (Tony?) your first haiku is a clear winner for me today. And I hope this isn't something you ever have to clean up while on the new job!

The mascot
Made in China, like
All the world's mascots. Praise our
Sino-overlords.

Cuddly dark monsters,
Our world is Disneyfied; we
Think we're safe at last.

Marc said...

Greg - Tony the Tiger indeed :)

And... yes, me too.

Ooh, tough to choose between yours. Plus they form an acrostic! Seems like a good excuse to call it a tie and move on :)