Tuesday June 19th, 2018

The exercise:

Write two haiku about: a golf caddy.

2 comments:

Greg said...

Busy week; today is meetingful, and then tomorrow and Friday I have to go and have business lunches. Which are much less fun than they sound, especially when you're going to the gym and trying to watch what you eat....

Golf caddy
My golfer hates me.
I'm sat in the clubhouse; he's
With a tea caddy....

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Golf and land-mines need
An astute caddy. BOOM! Oops,
I'll update my map.

Marc said...

Greg - pretty sure all calories at business lunches don't actually count. So don't worry about it! :)

Heh, quite enjoy the story of your first.

Also: this prompt was inspired by my participation in the Town of Osoyoos golf tournament, now in it's 19th year. My first time going (had guests visiting last year) and it was quite a lot of fun. Came home with a draw prize of a small bottle of rum and a gift certificate for a dinner for two at a local restaurant (which Kat and I have already enjoyed).

Plus, despite not doing anything more than mini golfing in at least 15 years, I did okay off the tee a couple times over the course of 9 holes.