Tuesday August 28th, 2018

The exercise:

Write two haiku about: the complaint department.

3 comments:

Greg said...

Hmm, so who's the complaint department in your house then? I imagine that Max raises most of the complaints, so... Kat gets to field them all?
It's month end so I'm in the middle of regulatory returns and mandatory requests for help :-/

The complaint department

Ma'am, we sell problems --
This here's the complaint bureau.
You want someone else.

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I want to complain:
I've been waiting to complain
For over an hour!

morganna said...

No complaints allowed
Mom is tired and ready
For bed -- no complaints now!

Marc said...

Greg - had a day at the community centre where people seemed more generally grumpy and complaining... wasn't terrible, but enough to inspire a prompt :)

Hah, too much truth and reality in your second haiku. Can picture it too easily.

Morganna - that should be a posted rule, enforced with sleep darts.