Our topic for today is: the restaurant.
I'm still recovering from this stupid cold... but I can't really complain, since Kat is too and she's had it for way longer than me. Which... is not very encouraging.
The menu is illegible,
The waiters are deaf;
And please don't get me started
On that bloody chef.
The other customers are boorish,
The special is mouse;
I can get better food
Without leaving the house.
Is that the bathroom I smell,
Or that man over there?
At least now you can't sayI don't take you anywhere.