Write something that was to do with: insurance.
Had a relatively quick pick for the restaurant this morning before taking it easy for the rest of the day. When it's 40 degrees in the shade before one o'clock, it kind of inspires relaxation.
"I'm not quite sure I understand." The woman on the other end of the phone line, to her credit, is remaining very polite. "Perhaps we have a bad connection and I misheard you?"
"I don't hear any static."
"Well, no, I don't either." She sounds a little flustered now. Poor thing.
"Then I guess the problem is not, as you suggest, between our phones, but instead between your ears."
"Mr. Blake I do not appreciate -"
"And I do not care what you do or do not appreciate." This is so much fun. I should have retired years ago. "So please stop dallying and do your job. Just tell me how much it would cost to get life insurance for my ten goldfish."