Write a four line poem about: the petting zoo.
This afternoon Kat, Kat's brother, and myself took Max and Natalie to check out a petting zoo that's just recently opened a little north of Oliver. The animals were pretty cool - chickens, goats, ponies, horses, ducks, bunnies, alpacas, a bull, even a lizard - but they didn't hold the kids' attention for long.
No, that honor went to the rain puddles and the play area. Especially the toddler-sized houses. They both had toy sinks in them, but the one that had the toy microwave was the clear favorite. It wasn't long before they were serving up microwaved fake flowers for the parents.
Oh, hey. I promised you guys a picture. The picture of Max, perhaps. Here you go:
God dammit, he's adorable.
Sorry. Right. Back on target. Time to get writing.
This is not what I expected,
These are not the correct creatures.
I did not pay just to observe
High school kids behind the bleachers...