Write two haiku about: the maid.
That... was a long day of cleaning and packing. I'd list everything I did but just thinking about it makes me tired, and I am plenty tired enough already.
Tomorrow we prepare for our road trip.
Thursday we depart.
Tonight I sleep.
I change your sheets, I
wash your clothes, and I know all
your dirty secrets.
* * *
She's a very good
worker, but she knows too much.
James... release the hounds.