Tuesday March 5th, 2019

The exercise:

Write two haiku about: the limousine driver.

2 comments:

Greg said...

Bombshells and limousines... this latest hit of yours is treating you well! I guess this is better than hiding atop grassy knolls waiting for motorcades to pass you by :)

The limousine driver
Mad Frankie likes his
Limousines pristine; he
Shoots the driver outside.

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You said you drove a
Limousine but this is a
tuk-tuk. F**k-f**k you!

[Oddly I think the last line works better with the asterisks as, for me, it maintains the idea that the speaker thinks they're better than everyone else :)]


Marc said...

Greg - grassy knolls are for suckers. Limos are where it's at. Or so I'm told...

Both of these made me laugh. It's hard to argue with that final line in your second, so that pretty much has to be my favorite this week :D