The exercise:
Your prompt today: pickup lines overheard in the hospital.
Because, hey, why not?
Day one at home is going pretty good. Getting some rest and reading a lot. Still incredibly awkward to do... anything. My current list of the worst things ever: coughing, laughing, sneezing, and getting out of bed.
Mine:
As a surgeon, I'm very good with my hands.
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That's not a stethoscope in my pocket.
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So... your gurney or mine?
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Come over to my room later and we'll have mashed guck, mystery meat, and apple juice by candlelight.
3 comments:
vampire doc to new pretty nurse: so, you wanna grab a pint of B+ with me after surgery?
marc, glad you're feeling better. take care.
Sneezing is always terrible when you've got any kind of physical injury. Laughing is also kind of bad, I think because it's usually just as involuntary. Sounds like your bed-rest is well underway then, and as you said, you can read and write and generally catch-up on all those things that work gets in the way of. But no Ultimate!
I think I liked your first and second best :)
Pickup lines overheard in the hospital
Well, actually, I am a doctor....
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Of course I keep the uniform on when I go off duty! What nurse wouldn't?
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Oh my, I can't read the doctor's handwriting here. I'm pretty sure that's 20mg of Viagra though.
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Why yes, I can shower with you to help you stay up...right.
Summer - thanks for the smile and the well wishes :)
Greg - haha, either two or three wins it for me. I'll have to re-read those again when it's safe to laugh!
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