Write about: the kick.
We had a nicer day here, with the sun managing to slip between the clouds for most of it. Finally got around to doing some work in the yard - hopefully we'll be able to get on top of that this week and make it less of a hassle for the rest of the year.
"He did what?"
"You heard me, mother. He left the table without a word of thanks for all the effort I put into dinner."
"That's disgusting! It's like his manners were dissolved by all the wine he drank."
"I don't think he had any, actually."
"Even worse! That boy simply deserves a swift kick in the pants."
"Oh mom, I don't think you can call dad a boy anymore..."