Write two haiku about: the goon.
I didn't really miss going bowling tonight. I (almost) always had fun once I was there, but it was a weekly hassle to get out of the house on time. Maybe it's just because I'm sick right now, but I appreciated having a more relaxed evening this week.
They always ask me
how much I can bench, never
which school I went to.
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"Scare 'em straight, that's all."
Fair enough, I suppose, but
they're only toddlers.