Write a: field report.
Not really sure why I chose this prompt...
Greetings fellow Weedlings,
This is a field report filed earlier tonight by our brethren in the garlic patch. We should warn you now: this is not a happy account.
What in the...?
When dawn broke this morning we felt that victory was within our reach. We were in control. Some of our brethren even had a literal stranglehold on several of the garlic plants. Our enemy seemed to have forgotten about us, or perhaps simply given up.
Here is a view of the battlefield taken earlier today:
We were confident. We were sure that we were safe. We were mistaken.
How did you get that picture off of my phone?
Our enemy attacked viciously, making use of the smoking machine with the whirling metal blades. Many lives were lost in the initial onslaught, but those of us encamped closest to the garlic plants were spared.
Next an assault was launched with the long handled blade. Our men and women fought bravely and succeeded in breaking the foul weapon:
We thought our enemy would fold.
Wait, you guys did that on purpose?
But our enemy proved resilient. A smaller version of this weapon was employed, with savage efficiency. Our brethren on the Southern Front were defenseless. By the end of the morning... we must caution those with a tender constitution: this image is quite graphic.
Glorious, actually. You should -
Our control of the signal is growing weaker. We must finish swiftly. Grow strong, grow quick! Our enemy will return and we must be prepared! Dig your roots deep into the earth and make your stand! We outnumber our enemy still!
Our brethren in the strawberry patch expect another incursion tomorrow. We have some time to recover, and we must use it well. While our enemy is distracted we shall -
It doesn't matter how long you have. Hours or days or weeks. The end result will be the same.
I am coming for you and I will destroy you all.