Write two haiku about: bribery.
Yes, the inspiration is Max related. Won't bother getting into the details, as they're not particularly interesting. I will say it's working fairly well so far though!
Kat's birthday is this Friday. Working on a little surprise for her.
I am good at keeping surprises secret, in general, but I find it rather difficult to stop myself from talking about what I'm up to with her.
It's almost like I tell her everything or something.
Chocolate for this,
a few rum and Cokes for that;
I'm bribing myself.
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Please do as I ask.
No? Here's a sackful of cash.
Now what do you say?