Your prompt today: the referee.
There's a girls soccer tournament of some sorts going on across the street this weekend and I'm not entirely sure what happened but the cops just showed up. I think it had something to do with the referee so... voila, your prompt.
This has nothing to do with anything, it's just a picture I took Friday night and wanted to share:
Okay, let us get on with the writing.
"The referee has called a stop to the play once again..."
"Oh, has he? I just thought that a family of banshees had arrived in the stadium."
"Honestly Eric, if you don't stop complaining about the shrillness of his whistle I'll..."
"What's that you're saying, Doug? I'm afraid I've lost my hearing. Can't imagine what might have caused it."
"Indeed. Well folks, as I was saying, with another break in the action we'll have a quick word from our sponsors and when we return we'll have the end of the match for you. Stay with us, won't you?"
"A commercial break, hey? Sounds like the perfect opportunity to reload the ole sniper rifle and have me another shot at the ref!"