Write four lines of prose that have something to do with: cake.
I got a call yesterday asking if I could work this afternoon at the bowling alley for a birthday party. The timing worked out, despite me working from 9 to 5 both days this weekend, so I said I'd be there to help and learn.
Things started fairly well, the kids were basically under control. Then they had cake and all hell broke loose.
It was fine in the end and, as my coworker pointed out, they were still way better than some of the drunken adult party goers she's had to deal with. So it could have been worse.
"What do you figure was the main ingredient in that thing, speed?"
"Probably, the damn fools."
"Your expression and tone tell me you'd have gone with something else."
"Yeah, like horse tranquilizers."