Write two haiku about: the jeweller.
Had my most consistent week of bowling so far, finally managing to avoid having one terrible game. Average went up another five points, which is a trend I would be quite thrilled to see continue.
I need to get to sleep, so that's all for today.
Well, looks like I fell asleep while trying to think of my second haiku. Still need to get to bed though, so no bonus yammering for you.
He will examine
your precious heirlooms with long
sleeves and deep pockets
* * *
They say diamonds are
a girl's best friend, but she's fond
of gold and pearls too.