Write about: the DJ.
Finished mulching the garlic this morning before heading to the gym for my second last shift there. It's getting to the point that I'd rather be spending that time in the garden; thankfully, as of next Thursday night, I'll be able to do just that.
I feel like there was something else I wanted to mention here. Ah well.
I'd like to make use of this little break in the music to wish my loyal listeners a good evening and...
Oh. Edward, my top-notch director, has kindly informed me that it is, in fact, morning. Good to know! I guess these sunglasses are darker than I had realized.
No matter! Good morning, dearest listeners. To make up for that minor miscue, the next round is on me! Right, Eddie?
What? It's not too early to start, Eddie! Loosen up, man!
Anyway. Once more: good morning to the best listeners in the world, and may each of you have the merriest of merry Christmases!
What now, Eddie? You're joking. Be serious man! Really?
Okay, dear listeners, apparently today is actually Good Friday...