Write two haiku about: the scam.
Not sure how I haven't used that as a prompt before.
I managed to make some more progress on weeding the new strawberry patch this morning, along with clearing out one of our rows of spring greens which have been overrun with big weeds for quite a while now. There's one more row like that to be taken care of and then the veggie garden will actually look pretty under control for once.
Max seems to be over his cold already, which is a relief. Also a relief? Nobody else seems to have caught it.
Give me your money
and all will be well - "all" as
in my bank account
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I swear they are real.
Come on, you can trust your dear,