Write about: the net.
Had a pretty long day. Took Max to gym time at the community center this morning, drove up to Penticton this afternoon to get groceries, and this evening I caught a ride with our bakery friend to Oliver to play some badminton.
I have not played badminton since... I'm pretty sure high school. That's a good 18+ years right there. Sean went last week (they do drop-in on Tuesday and Thursday nights) and he hadn't played since high school too. Except he played competitively, going to tournaments and all that good stuff, and I only did it when it came up in our P.E. class rotation.
It was fun, and I enjoyed doing something just for myself while hanging out with a friend, but right now I'm not super confident about my ability to get out of bed tomorrow morning.
"We've cast a very wide net here, folks. The creeps that did this to you can't possibly escape it."
"Doesn't that just mean that almost everyone will be caught in it?"
"Yup - especially the criminals we're looking for."
"Especially? It sounds like they'll just be one for every thousand people squirming around in your great big tangled mess."
"Oh, no... I'd say it'll be more like one for every twenty thousand."
"So how will you know you've found who did this to us?"
"They'll be caught in our net!"
"Officer, I think I see a few holes in this plan..."