Write two haiku which have something to do with: speechless.
Let me tell you guys, having laryngitis for the first time in my life while living in a household with a toddler and a newborn is just, like, such good times. Such, such good times.
I had to get Kat to call in sick to the bakery for me. I've been booked off for tomorrow and Thursday. Fingers crossed I'll be up to doing my shift on Friday.
Because I'm not sure how much more of this I can take.
Naked but for a
well-placed cauliflower head?
You've left me speechless...
* * *
is about to begin! Where
is my speech writer?