Write two haiku about: the strongman.
Finally got back to the gym this morning, mostly to get in a run on the treadmill - carrying Max around the house is enough weightlifting for me.
Anyway, there was a guy there today who was easily the largest man I've ever shared gym space with. The kind of guy you avoid being anywhere close to when exercising because the easier it is for others to make a direct comparison, the worse it is for you.
So yeah, he's the inspiration for today's prompt.
Oh, and if any of you thought that I was the source of our topic... you're hilarious.
Bench pressing a horse
that's just finished a large meal?
More muscles than brains.
* * *
Lifts weights nine to five,
spends his evenings fighting back
tears while reading Poe.