Write two haiku about: the negotiator.
Another quiet day as I ease into the final stages of another growing season. I'll have to get out to the garden to harvest our squash in the next couple of days but I'm not feeling particularly rushed to get that done.
Max is totally fine, by the way. Because of course he is.
I drive hard bargains,
But that's why I also drive
* * *
I preside over
The Land of In-between, where
All good deals are made