This week's edition of Four Line Friday Prose has an admittedly odd topic. I think it will be fun though.
The topic? Ninja trash talk. Go!
Please tell me you were just playing around. Please, please tell me that you weren't actually trying to kill me in my sleep. Because if you were, and I'm not saying that you were, but if you were, you were forgetting one very important thing.
I don't sleep.