Wednesday March 3rd, 2010

The exercise:

I have to admit, I quite enjoyed the chapter of Lessons in the Dust that I worked through last night. I'd take that as a good sign, but I seem to recall the quality dropping off pretty quickly. We'll see.

The exercise today is to give a caption or two (or more!) to this bit of concept art from Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, which hits movie theatres this Friday:

Mine:

"Go to your room or I'll have my makeup artist do his worst with your dog."

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The Red Queen was not impressed with her guest's opinion that dinner 'tasted of skunk spray' and insisted that they leave immediately.

4 Comments:

Greg said...

Hehe, those are both good captions! I'm looking forward to seeing this version of Alice in Wonderland, I like Tim Burton films.

Captions

1. Glaring at the passing motorists wasn't working as a means of hitch-hiking so the Red Queen considered showing a little more leg.

2. "See this?" she said pointing, ready to punch as soon as Alice looked.

3. The Red Queen wished that she hadn't hidden the beehive under her skirt.

morganna said...

Queen Elizabeth I satirized by the twenty-first century.

g2 (la pianista irlandesa) said...

"I've told you time and time again," she cried stiffly, clicking her heel for emphasis, "it's this way!"

Marc said...

Greg - haha, I like all three of yours. I think the second one best, but the first is right up there as well :)

Morganna - ha! Nice :)

g2 - that seems totally plausible. Man, she does look ticked off, hey? :)