Today we write about: the applicant.
Vancouver scored with 18 seconds left in the game to take the victory 1-0 tonight. They just keep on rolling!
Sophie tried to keep her expression neutral as she regarded the man on the other side of her desk. It was days like this that she wished she'd never graduated from university.
"I see that under strengths," she said, double checking the resume in her hand, "you put: Can bench press 300 pounds."
"Totally." His reply was accompanied by an enthusiastic nodding of his head.
"While that's very impressive... I'm not entirely sure how it applies to this job."
"Well if, like, something super heavy falls on one of the kids, I could totally lift it off."
"Right." Sophie paused to collect her thoughts. And to stop herself from laughing. "Thanks so much for taking the time to come in and see us, but I just don't think you're quite what we're looking for. Good luck in your job search."
"Aw, come on! What makes you think I'd suck at being a day care worker?"