Your topic today is: the honeymoon.
Note: this is a scheduled post since, funnily enough, I'm away on my honeymoon right now. Well, the first one anyway.
"This is bloody miserable," Richard declared with a look of complete disgust on his face.
"Well I don't think it's all that bad," Michelle replied with a shrug. "It really could be worse, you know."
"I really don't see how," he muttered darkly as he inspected the terrain around them.
"Just imagine if, instead of honey, this moon was made of fresh sewage!"
Richard didn't bother replying - he just turned and slowly, ever so slowly, waded back towards their mostly sunken spaceship.