Today's starter is: eyewitness.
Warning: mine fell out of the random tree and hit every other branch on the way down.
I spy with my little eye,
A criminal walking by.
Oh I know he's dressed real fine,
But trust me - he's stealing time.
With not a boo nor a hoo,
He's stolen mine, and yours too:
I wasted time writing him,
And you lost time reading him.