Today's starter: curtain call.
Michael Jackson announced in London today that he will play several shows there this summer in his "final curtain call."
Is this... is this really necessary? Are people actually keen to see and hear him... perform after all this time?
It seems to me this is a train wreck just waiting to happen. I don't know, maybe he needs the money to pay for his various habits and hobbies. Check that - I don't want to know. And just for the record - good lord that man is terrifying to look at. Why didn't anyone tell me the zombie invasion has begun?
I'm always the last to know about everything.
I suppose nobody is forcing me to attend or even read about it. But I just think that maybe he should wander off to pasture and play with his monkey and enjoy the retirement one might earn after selling 750 million records.
Oh hey, quick question - remember when Michael Jackson was still cool?
Yeah, neither can I.